mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

mangled minge

when you enter the female genitalia that has been so ruffed up from previous visitors it clamps hold of your manhood so tight you cant even get help from your homies you just have to mangle minge threw and take one for the team

hey bro if your looking for fun and your homies are not single and available to mingle just hook up with ginge shes got a real mangled minge just hold on tight if your on top clench on for your life to her her fringe

by boris sniffer July 17, 2020

Mangle Show

Someone who is distorted from getting fucked up in say a fight. Or someone who really fucking sucks at something (mainly being the sport called hockey)

Buddy your a fucking mangle show. You fucking suck.

by Lynden Patterson March 6, 2005

misering & mangling

Misrepresentation by miswrought, selfish means

Such misering & mangling can lead to below the belt miserable practices.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

Mangle Mouth

A male or female that is completely inept at giving head.

Connie is a mangle mouth. Can’t suck a dick for shit.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

mangled dangle

A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis

Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.

by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

Mangled Squirrel

Someone that is very annoying and stupid.

Girl 1 : Joey has been getting on my nerves all day!

Girl 2 : Ugh, he's such a mangled Squirrel

by Squirrelo0 November 7, 2020