manstraighting

When an annoying twink is crushing obsessively over a straight guy and doesn't shut up about it.

If you are a twink and are crushing on a straight guy, then you are not menstruating, you are mastraighting and that is the plain truth.

"OMG, MAX IS SO HOT, I ACTUALLY CANT GET OVER IT"
"shut the fuck up, and stop manstraighting, David."

by wh- no! January 17, 2021

Malestra

A non-binary chaotic creature who consumes lots of coffee and hot cocoa.

Oh look, it’s the Malestra with their amazing artistic skills

Oh no where did the coffee go

That gremlin is so chaotic today, must be a Malestra

by funkyfungy November 21, 2021

majestrate

A monarch or other supreme ruler who also hears court cases.

High-'n'-mighty jerks of royalty like King Fink and Prince John were notorious majestrates, as well, and their unfair, self-serving, and heavy-handed decisions caused wide-spread unrest and resentment among their subjects.

by QuacksO May 11, 2022

Manstration

When men are being unrealistically emotional due to their bloodless menstruation.

Roman must be on his manstration, he’s been a bitch all morning.

by Izabeegaaaa January 26, 2023

manstrained

Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.

Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.

by ambitin April 1, 2023

Manstrate

Not to be confused with menstruating, manstrating is the act of a man demonstrating an action. Much like the physical manifestation of mansplaining.

“I was capable of doing that myself, you didn’t have to manstrate it for me.”

by Mishamigo87 September 30, 2023

mamma minestra

Mamma minestra is the most sexy mom that exists! She's a soup. Don't fuck with her, she could punch you in the face, or spank your ass With one of her children

Mamma Minestra

by calspeachybaby March 19, 2017