When an annoying twink is crushing obsessively over a straight guy and doesn't shut up about it.

If you are a twink and are crushing on a straight guy, then you are not menstruating, you are mastraighting and that is the plain truth.
"OMG, MAX IS SO HOT, I ACTUALLY CANT GET OVER IT"
"shut the fuck up, and stop manstraighting, David."
by wh- no! January 17, 2021
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