Squeezing Maltesers

When you are busting for a pooh.

(Maltesers being small round nuggets of chocolate).

Very much similar to Nibbling chocolate.

Oi Dave, where's the bog? I'm squeezing Maltesers..

by Tom Monaghan July 2, 2011

Hairy Malteaser

When your black ballsack gets so sweaty and drenched in cum that it resembles a hairy malteaser. Often seen in the hands of Liz or Samantha on a Tuesday evening.

Last night the party got so wild that we ended up in his room, by the end of it his ball bag looked like a Hairy Malteaser

by Hairy Malteaser May 10, 2020

malteser

Malteser means blonde on the inside brunette on the outside,

in other words a brunette that is the equivelent to a dumb blonde.

Many use this term not as an insult but as a nickname

'Oh my god she is totally a malteser'

by Holly August 16, 2004

malteaser head

Dergogative term for a black perosn often used as a racist insult to the similarities of their head with a malteaser.

haha look at that fucking nigga and his malteaser head.

by Steve Mcgibbon May 18, 2006

Malteaser

A brunette girl, but with a very blonde mind. Therefor being brown on the outside, blonde inside.

Shes a total malteaser, brunette but thick as a blonde

by rona8z November 22, 2009

malteethist

Being prejudiced against bad teeth, or abnormal sized teeth. Most malteethist people are self conscious of their own teeth.

She was being malteethist when she said his teeth were small and ugly.

by non-malteethist July 10, 2009

Maltose Mommy

The female version of a Sugar Daddy.

A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.

Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?

by Argentenuem April 27, 2019