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A fan of the manga/anime series "Jojo's Bizarre Adventure" who prefers the Hamon-based combat of the first two parts Phantom Blood and Battle Tendency over the stand-based combat of part 3 and onward. Despite part 3 and 4's objective superiority over everything that came before, Hamonsexuals are mostly unable to enjoy Stardust Crusaders and Diamond is Unbreakable to the extent of most other fans.
by Argentenuem October 7, 2021
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A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 27, 2019
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by Argentenuem January 20, 2022
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A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
A rich, older woman who gives gifts to young boys in exchange for love and other sexual favors. Make excellent shotacons and have incredible ara ara potential. If you yourself are a shota, approach with caution, as a Maltose Mommy can be quite alluring and dangerous at the same time.
Argentenuem on Twitter: Forget about having a Sugar Daddy. How about a Maltose Mommy? Women shop better anyways. Where all the mommy dommes at?
by Argentenuem April 27, 2019
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