A person who is very very moody at one time of the day he/she will be sassy, confident AF but the next moment he/she'll have second thought about themselves, their looks and the confidence level will just go straight down so probably help and motivate person with this name
by anonymous November 26, 2021
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Joe, relieved from his ordeal, stood up from the toilet and turned around to admire his work only to see the Lochness Poo slip away in search of deeper waters...
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Dude 1:
"Dude, did you hear what LOCKNASTY did last night?"
Dude 2:
"Nah man. What'd he do this time?"
Dude 1:
"He seduced a school teacher from Connecticut by preparing her a fine casserole. Then he fucked her so hard, her freckles fell off!!"
Dude 2:
"LOLZ!"
"Dude, did you hear what LOCKNASTY did last night?"
Dude 2:
"Nah man. What'd he do this time?"
Dude 1:
"He seduced a school teacher from Connecticut by preparing her a fine casserole. Then he fucked her so hard, her freckles fell off!!"
Dude 2:
"LOLZ!"
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