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She’s very friendly, so she often finds herself in a company of very different people. She’s selfless, she is always willing to help others, without hoping to get anything back. She has an artistic talent. There isn't a person in the world that doesn't enjoy talking to her. She may seem like the shy type in the beginning but when you get to know her she turns out to be the exact opposite. She is nice yet very honest. She will tell it like it is. She's beautiful, smart, HOT, and just fun to be around. Sex with her will be explosive and you will never be bored with her in the bedroom. If you are lucky enough to find love with a Loanny don't let her get away!
by Jeffry_ghv;) October 29, 2019
Get the Loanny mug.Someone who transcends awkwardness in social situations, and even can control it and use it to their own advantage. An Awkward Lantern is somebody who can talk to anybody, and redirect any awkwardness in a conversation unto the other parties, by refusing to acknowledge it. Named after the superhero Green Lantern, because whereas a Green Lantern has control over the color green, an Awkward Lantern has control over awkwardness. Although they are rare, awkward lanterns are usually very adaptable and quick-thinking individuals. A true one can be dangerous if not a friend, because they have allies in the most unexpected places.
by mrblonde267 September 6, 2007
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by tomleecee August 24, 2011
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Bernie supporters are big proponents of Green Lanternism and fail to recognize this kind of “Presidentmania” where the President can get anything done if he really wanted to, fails to take into account the significant amount of bureaucracy legal barriers, and the number players the president has to deal with such as legislators, special interests and Jurists who often do everything in their power to block the president from making these achievements.
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Johnny and Debbie ate at a wonderful mexican restaraunt. That night Johnny gave a Debbie a brown lantern that absolutely blew her away!
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