mad libs

A super fun game played by coming up with a list of adjectives, nouns, etc. that end up making a hilarious story.

'First, drink a cup of hot (type of liquid) and stretch out on a/an (adjective) bed in a/an (adjective) position.' turns into 'First, drink a cup of hot vodka and stretch out on a leafy bed in a pretty position.'

by xpixie6 April 28, 2005

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Club Libs

"the library"; A pseudonym for the library; usually used so that someone doesn't feel "nerdy" for being at the library when everyone else is out; Not necessarily expected to be a cover, but is more used for comedy for someone to poke fun at themselves.

Person A: What were you up to Saturday Night?
Person B: Club Libs, haha.

by bigsis1982 March 01, 2010

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Jib Lib

The effect of excess alcohol consumption on the male libido, resulting in a flaccid tool.

Trevor hit the town on friday night on a wicked bender with his mates Alan and Steven. When Trevor got home that night his girlfriend Tracey was still awake and feeling frisky. Trevor tried his best to give her the good time she wanted but he fell prey to the dreaded Jib lib.

by Coursette July 20, 2012

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own the libs

To inflict significant harm upon oneself, or significantly benefit the libs, out of a misguided attempt at spite. The word "own" is short for "owngoal".

After Dr. Seuss's estate decided to withdraw four of his books, the right responded by buying large amounts of Dr. Seuss books to own the libs.

Herman Cain died of COVID to own the libs.

by Queen Buttrix April 19, 2021

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