lektrik

An awesome and amazing thing that happens or an amazing person that is really cool.

That person is soooo lektrik.

or
omg omg that is sooo lektrik!!!

by PurpleMonster911 January 15, 2010

lenties

1. Crunchy roasted lentils
2. A brand of lentil snacks

I made myself some lenties. They came out pretty good, but i'll probably just stick to buying them from Lenties.

by Leonard Tillerson July 22, 2019

linktree

A third-party social media landing page commonly used to link multiple profiles to a singular link. Often times it is used by women to link their OnlyFans accounts to places like Instagram where a direct link wouldn't be allowed.

TL; DR If a woman has this in her bio, she's a hoe.

Winthrop: So, I went on her IG and found her linktree page.
Elbertson: Oh shit, she a hoe?
Winthrop: Quite right, a most ostentatious hoe indeed.

by squilliam fancyson the third November 28, 2022

average penis length

The average penis length is likely between 5" and 5.75" based on all genuine, unbias scientific studies. Even given this fact you can still ask most men their penis length and will always get an answer of 6" to 10", mostly around 7" to 8". The length of the pensis is measured from the top of the head to the point where the penis joins the body (without pressing in to the bone), along the top. Penis lengthening is only possible by means of surgical enchancement which prevents normal erectile functions - such surgery is only performed on mico-penises.

Most males do not know the average penis length, instead they choose to believe the media which dictates that penesis of 8" and upward are more desirable to women.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

Lenstine

A selfish lover, A creature that has slits for eyes. It's forehead has never been seen due to the ugly ass hair that manifests itself on his head. Standing a whopping 2 1/2 feet tall.

Ew, that thing looks like a lenstine!

by Brosef121 January 9, 2011

slip her a length

euphemism: to have sex with a girl. usually used when discussing a girl or a night out in particular.

How did you get on with that blonde lass last night? Did you slip her a length?

by thehotwombat April 1, 2011

lengthy

Pretentious and non-colloquial way of saying "long."

"Dude I'm so glad we're finally watching the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie!"

"Hmm..are you sure this will be finished by nine pm? It's a school night and this seems to be quite a lengthy film."

"Shut up"

by sergeantbosco May 29, 2017