lenkt

To be heavily intoxicated via alcohol or any other drug.

Friend #1: "We found Adrian naked in the toolshed after downing a fifth of whiskey last night."

Friend #2: "Haha, that guy is always lenkt."

by Djbringthatback January 17, 2009

Lentildo

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus

Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices

by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019

Crimp Off A Length

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.

"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"

by AKACroatalin April 10, 2015

lenkk

linkee but for the visually impaired

"bro, we got lenkk"

by Lenkkforpresident March 8, 2019

The Length

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.

"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"

by Mister Back December 15, 2011

Lenking

To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.

We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.

by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

1) The longest word in Finnish made up of 61 characters, approximately meaning:
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.

Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)

by AnimationGamer November 13, 2017