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Lentildo 

an ethically sourced, environmentally friendly, carbon neutral, recyclable, climate change vegan sex toy made from lentils shaped like a big fat juicy penis (to really piss the lezzers off) that comes in varies styles - the Corbynista (worn look)/ the Muffnum (with grated nuts for that ribbed feel with added exfoliation) the Abbott (with organic desecrated coconut) .. ideal for those uncomfortable nights blocking Waterloo Bridge or Oxford Circus
Bertie Beaver: Gosh, now I have gone all vegan how I will I replace my trusted personal cavity friends?

Cecile Snatch: BB, try my Lentildo - its great - you can charge it whilst cycling. Strictly no meat in any of my orifices
Lentildo by clavecin1716 April 17, 2019
Related Words
lenkt lent lentil length lenty Lenka lentz Lente Lenton LENTO

Crimp Off A Length 

Royal Navy slang dating back before the Second World War, it means to defecate, crap, shit or take a dump. Nothing fancy, to crimp off a length you merely have to evacuate your bowels.
"That fat fucker of a stoker is getting shitty with me again!"
"What're you goin' to do?"
"Next time the cunt is down the engine room, I'll crimp off a length in his best boots!"
linkee but for the visually impaired
"bro, we got lenkk"
lenkk by Lenkkforpresident March 8, 2019

The Length 

Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.
"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"
The Length by Mister Back December 15, 2011
To spend time unproductively, leisurely, not doing anything of use. However, this is not necessarily a negative term; it also implies a relaxed and unstressed period.
We have just spent the afternoon lenking about really, had a few beers and a few games of pool.
Lenking by Graham C Pluck January 15, 2009

Lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas

1) The longest word in Finnish made up of 61 characters, approximately meaning:
Aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training.
Hanki lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas tänne, nyt!
(Get the aeroplane jet turbine motor assistant mechanic, non-commissioned officer, in training, over here, now!)