piss lazy

someone who is to lazy to get out of their bed/couch/sofa/etc... to take a piss so they just hold it

nates bladder exploded today because he was to piss lazy to get out of his bed

by traveling salesman September 9, 2010

lazyace

A respectable way of saying one is a "lazyass" while insinuating that one is still the best, or an "Ace".

How is it you never went to class and still got an A+!?! You're such a lazyace!

by Mkdizzle November 8, 2008

Lazy Fair

Having an attitude of not really caring about the outcome of something either way. It's a real hands-off, "let do" mentality towards the world.

Lazy fair, like when you go to a fair at the end of the night and they don't really want to let you on the rides because they want to go home.

I've been deciding whether or not to get a new phone but I have a real lazy fair attitude towards it.

by FairOperator September 12, 2014

lazy ass nigga

An 18-21 year old who still thinks he has his whole life ahead of him, without having accomplished anything so much as a G.E.D. He lives with his momma who constantly kicks him out where he then goes and stays at a " traphouse" (crackhouse) or anywhere they will let him. He sits outside ppls houses freeloading wifi or anything else he can get.. Food. Makes a mess in your house and doesn't even clean up after themselves.

Man I wish this lazy ass nigga would go freeload somewhere else.

by cash over ass August 27, 2016

lazy blackbeard

The act of punching a parnter's eye while ejaculating on the chin. Very sinister move

That's one pirate we'll never forget

by Chupacabra June 15, 2003

lazy mile

when you take a piss on a fat chick and the piss runs down all the crevices of her fat rolls

damn if you gonna fuck dat fat ho at least give her the lazy mile

by the roadster August 1, 2009

lameylame

When something is extremely lame, but using the word lame wouldn't be effective enough.

Jonathan is lameylame.

by lizlikeslemons January 3, 2010