Lampost

A very tall and lanky person

Person 1: he is huge
Person 2: yeah he is a lampost

by God number2 June 27, 2019

Lampost

A very big ass dick

"He got out his lampost last night"

by ThePiggy06 March 23, 2020

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

The Lampost

The greatest quarterback of all time, who at the end of his career was traded to the Senver Donkeys where he finished his career with the greatest runningback of all time, The Uncoordinated Sphinx

The Lampost is easily the greatest qb of all time. 4 superbowls, 6 appearances, he's nearly unstoppable.

by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017