Lamoni

Gorgeous, sexy, lean, classy, sweet, nice, caring, and smart. Her personality is adorable and cute, I could just hug her so tight then fuck her against the wall! She acts likes an angel but she has a freaky side. Damn, she's everything in one. Her lips make me wanna do all kinds of things!

Lamoni, I promise not to leave after we fuck. I'll make you my wife.

by Slyguyz August 16, 2011

Lamon Palmer

1. An internet personality who's stories always start with amazing circumstances but ultimately end anti-climatically.

2. His stories may also start funny and end with an amazing trait.

1. Lamon Palmer is a master surfer but he can't show you because he never learned to swim.

2. Lamon Palmer's nickname is "Baby Shoes" because when he boxes, his footwork is so precise and delicate that it reminds audiences of the soft touch of baby shoes.

by King Donko of Punchstanium June 18, 2013

lazone

A straight up twixer from chi-town. One who is known to be lazy. One who looks mighty hunky in a beanie, and enjoys such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth. Very well known for his willy, and their 3 companions, also known as, Paul Wall, Nelly, and Jermaine Dupri. One who enjoys legandary artists such as Bob Dylan, Eric Clapton, and the very famous Jimi Hendrix who also enjoyed such hobbies as throwing up in one's mouth, resulting in his death. If there is anything more to be learned, just im him at Lazone36. He'll be happy to talk to you.

Me: Lazone, how come you never visit me?
Lazone: Because I am afraid you might strike me with jealousy

by Tater_Tizzle May 26, 2006

Lamonia

A make believe disease created by a lady on the Maury show. Various forms of this disease include Lamonia, as well as Walking Lamonia.

Maury let me tell you somethin', i was laid up in the hospital with walkin' Lamonia.

by M. Povich April 21, 2009

lemoned

when a lemon is thrown at a guy really hard and it hits them in their balls.

kid 1- Hey what happened to joe over there
kid 2- he just got lemoned
kid 1- oh lol sucks to suck

by the boy next store October 23, 2012

Lamenessisocity

the act or state of being lame to the point one needs extra syllables to to verbalize the idea.

lamenessisocity, no explanation necessary.

by whippey August 2, 2008

lamonni

The most annoying price of crap, and very mean, and loyal to her boyfriend.
A very good fighter,funny at some times and be on there phone a lot like I mean a lot like no life on a phone type.

Lamonni is a very not kind person until u meet her

by The most popping March 5, 2018