laid out

To get yo ass knocked the fuck out!!

"Shit might pop off and when it pop off. Somebody gonna get laid the fuck out!" 50 Cent

laid out by Brittany_notyourgirl September 18, 2005

laid man 

the etymology of a Laid Man comes from a Made Man, but instead a Laid Man is someone who is constantly getting laid, either by multiple girls or his gf. it does not mean someone who got laid once. to qualify for the term, the man has to be having sex consistently.

every since Mike got a gf, he became a Laid Man

laid man by flagman5 November 6, 2006

laid some pipe 

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport

Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.

laid some pipe by pseudonym3333333333 January 2, 2014

laid a brick 

To excrete human waste from the anus, often in an unintended location.

see also: dump

"ah man i just laid a brick in da bogs"

laid a brick by samstorm December 5, 2004

Laid on the cat's beanbag

The process of causing your eye to react in such away to pussy that it looks like a sideways vagina.

Shaun "laid on the cat's beanbag" and ended up with a picture on his phone that looked like a sideways vagina.

Laid on the cat's beanbag by MrPhilipsLikesGrease December 23, 2011

Laid me some pipe 

Intercourse

I buttered up her whisker biscuit and then I laid me some pipe.

Laid me some pipe by setbridge November 12, 2012

Laid pipe 

A country term for sex.
Laid pipe = put your penis inside a females vagina

"Did you hear about Jason?"
"Yeah! He totally laid pipe! Unlike you."
"Why do you always go there Greg.."

Laid pipe by Lyss365001 November 28, 2016