Kutcher-cling

The phenomenon in which you unfollow @mrskutcher on Twitted, but her tweets continue to appear in your timeline.

I missed your tweet because of kutcher-cling static on my timeline.

by Dataspice May 8, 2009

ashton kutcher

An extremely sexy and hilarious actor, that's right i said ACTOR because he CAN act.
Ashton Kutcher is often mistaken for a hippe, someone who can't act, or someone who dates older women.
In truth the only one that is actually correct is the last one, which is a very sad fact.

Bob: Aww man, did you see Ashton Kutcher in that movie last night? He's so stupid, plus he's a terrible actor.

Kate: STFU. He happens to be a great actor and a whole lot smarter than you, maybe that's why so many people hire him.

Bob: ... Whatever

by KateeKay February 4, 2009

Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher - Became an Instant dad the moment he got on with Demi Moore. (See Instant Dad)

Mother fucking ashton kutcher, the guy that became instant dad because he is with demi moore who is a 40 something year old MILF that's still pretty OK looking.

by RandomScaper July 11, 2009

kutcher

to have an orgasm during same-sex intercourse. (usually male on male)

That asshat kutchered all over my back and didnt even give me a reacharound.

by steve January 16, 2004

Kutcherbitchin

used to tell an individual to stop complaining

Girl: Oh my God! I broke a nail!
Guy: Kutcherbitchin' Bitch!

by ohthatsoriginal February 18, 2009

Kutcher x10

Pronounced Kutcher Times Ten

Describes a guy who thinks he is way cuter/hotter/sexier/more popular than everyone knows he is. They typically wear aviator shades or trucker hats or beanies or whatever the stupid ashton trends are in your area.

May also be substituted with "Segerblom x10"

Kristie: Hey. did you see the dude in the mirrored aviators?

Alee: Omigod, I know. He is sooo Kutcher x10...

by shoppertopper December 3, 2009

ashton kutcher

when you're about to bone a dude you don't really want to bone, so you make a fake vagina with your hands, and the dude gets punk'd by your fake vagina.

I was so drunk last night and I ended up at home with Brad, so I had to ashton kutcher him so he would leave my apartment.

by spread mollusk September 1, 2017