krunker.io

an awesome game where you get to kill noobs and yourself

hey, you should play krunker.io

by sub-2-boomer December 2, 2019

krunkalated

1. state of mind well beyond your average drunk/high.
2. intoxication level step before alachol poisoning

"I got two cases of beer and an ounce, I'mma get krunkalated."
"Man that fool was krunkalated, grinding on that lamp and everything"

by Monkey Toker July 25, 2008

Krunkology

A course always taken each year (sometimes month/day) School of Hard Knocks, University of Life, The Street A&M (AssKicks & Mischief). The History of Krunk itself

Todays lesson in Krunkology 101: I am the Krunk God, there is none Krunker than thou!

by KEITH PAINE October 17, 2007

Krunk-mas

Krunk-mas is a magical time of the year. On the night of December 25, after he has finished delivering presents, Santa gets really hammered and then smokes a nice fatty blunt. After he is completely belligerent, he starts to wander the North Pole in search of some fine elf pussy. The night is a blacked out orgy of drugs and alcohol filled with Christmas cheer. Eventually, out of pure exhaustion, Santa passes out in the snow next to a pile of his own vomit. As he stares up into the dark December sky, He musters up the courage to utter one last statement before he looses consciousness: "Merry Krunk-mas to all, now get fucked up and high!"

Fred: Merry Krunk-mas Jim! I got you a new bong!

Jim: Thanks Fred, I cant wait to light this up and then throw back some brews around the Krunk-mas tree!

by jackdstone December 7, 2011

krunkstep

The act of getting fucked up while blasting "Techno" music loud enough to cause internal damage.

Hey Jim want to come over to my house and do some krunkstep?

by krunkstep77 November 16, 2014

Krunkisdaddy

Krunkisdaddy is a kpop fan that causes drama with other kpop fans on tiktok, but it’s okay because she is funny

“Did you see what Krunkisdaddy said to ‘____’?”

“Yes, she is such a bitch, but I luv her”

by Kpop7829276227 December 27, 2020

krunkisdaddy

A beautiful, underrated tiktok account that deserves everything in the world.
No they don't give their body to their uncles. ~Sorry I don't know their pronouns~

Hey have you seen krunkisdaddy's new video.

Ik it was awesome

by d1sturbed_b1tch January 2, 2021