Knife

A knife is a sharp utensil that is used to eat and cut through things.

I had to use my knife to eat my steak.

by Mr.ImInThere October 23, 2017

knifing

Noticing your partner is innocently falling asleep in the single spoon position from across the room, you run towards said partner and jump into the spooning position mid-air and forcefully inject yourself as the completing spoon in a manner stronger than <spooning>, yet you do not have an erection, so it is not <forking>, it is knifing.

Friend #1: "What are those bruses on your back?"
Friend #2: "Oh, those? Tim was knifing me last night. Nothing has turned me on more in my life."

by weezy1488 December 3, 2007

knifing

The process in which a male figure sticks tongue up a womens rectum, then swooshes it around to make her get a pleasuring feeling, In return, the women has to suck his penis (His fruit kabob)

Yo homie! Lets go grab a hooker and start knifing

by Janice Holtimnutterugh April 13, 2011

Knife

1. A sharp object used to perform many tasks such as cutting one's wrists, performing a castration on your bitchy old neighbors, and shanking.

Tom shanked Bill with my knife, Bill castrated Mike with Tom's knife, and Mike slit his wrists via Mike's knife.

by Sherpent February 25, 2009

Knifed

Means you are being stabbed by a "Knife", really stupid word in real life, but in the game "Counter-Strike" it's totally O.K!

Phil: OMG! FUXXING N00B, KNIFED, PWNEED! :P :P :P
Max: That was just lucky, u came from behind! :P

by TopeZ April 27, 2006

knife

Just like shotgun or pistol, it refers to a seating in a car, this time referring to the back left window seat.

Knife, if it isn't already taken.

by Marticus April 6, 2007

Knife

When you take a shit and it feels like someone is stabbing your asshole.

Jessica: " did you just take a shit in my bathroom?'

Jerrod: " yea bitch, and it was a damn knife, im gonna be hurtin' fo days!"

by 3 lil babies February 28, 2011