Knife

a one pronged sharp fork (i stole it from jaiden animations)

dont stab ppl with knives, not very cuul, use the knife to chop onions and cry that u should touch grass

by naturally idiotic February 22, 2024

Knife

A sharp tool typically found in kitchens that whispers things to you

the knife told me to do it

by Gnomer8 March 15, 2024

Knife

Wasn't the guns because there was a mass shooter and it wasn't attention because he fled and intended not to get caught.

Hym "And getting rid of the guns only stops the people who can afford security from getting stabbed by someone with a Knife. The selfish pundit class wants themselves to be safe while they hire security for themselves and then the rest of you can just get killed in a mass stabbing or something. And he had guns. The guns did nothing to save him there. It's not the culture because he's culture is being a solipsistic incest cultists who believe the sane people are the ones who think they are immortal and that a magical reality man made the the boss of everyone by proxy. So no. The cause of the murder is whatever the cause of the murder happened to be and NOT WHATEVER SELF-INDULGENT BULLSHIT THE INFLUENCER FILTH HAS DECIDED TO MAKE UP IN RESPONSE TO THE MURDER OF ONE OF THEIR OWN. One side says it's one thing. The other side says it something else. They can't both be right. All I know this that MY thing persists. And that's all that matters."

by Hym Iam September 12, 2025

Knife Monopoly

Knife monopoly is simple, and it makes sense since you are likely to get stabbed in the back in business anyway. You play regular monopoly, but every time you buy a house you balance a steak knife on the edge of a shelf that is suspended above you. When someone lands on that property, prior to paying you, they get the option to jump up and down on the ground to possibly shake a knife loose. They have to pay double rent for this option. If you get stabbed in the back by a knife, then you lose that property and the houses on that set of properties are cleared from the board. The knives associated with those properties are also removed from the shelf. If you put a hotel down, then you have to balance a large kitchen knife on the business shelf. If you get stabbed by that knife, you lose a single hotel. If you die from that knife, then you lose 2 hotels.

Eccentric Millionaire: I've trapped you on this island because I crave the deadliest sport...
You (nodding): Knife monopoly it is then.

by Better526 April 15, 2020

Knife fight rules

The key rule is there are no knife fight rules.

Snake threw a drink and knife at the Bandidos' eyes because there are no knife fight rules.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Knife kink

Being arosed at at the thought or action of a knife tracing your body

Babe I have i knife kink

by 10k.infinity September 12, 2021

knife poop

Knife poop (nye-ph)(p-oo-p )- n derived from English slang - a turd that splits your butt hole because it has to stretch so far causing excruciating pain due to the interior walls of your anus being ripped i.e jagged poop.

Omg my anus is bleeding! It must have been a knife poop!

by kat_aklysm July 21, 2011