kloupen

an alternative way of calling someone a idiot and/or retard

Guy1: 2-1 is 3 isnt it?

Guy2: shut the fuck up you kloupen

by aek17 March 25, 2010

Klompenhompen

Pretty much the same as plevenscheven.
For more Information search: Plevenscheven.
The only difference is: This time you are plevenscheving with a wooden shoe.
This is a typically Dutch version of plevenscheving.
Wombats tend to like being klompenhomped.
If you plevenscheef a wombat he will scratch your intimate parts and it will hurt.

He was klompenhomping while camming online.
Omg He's totally klompenhomping that wombat.
Klompenhompen is totally awesome, I tried it yesterday.

by Fagg0try1337 June 16, 2010

Kloyper Lube

Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.

You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.

Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there

by Henry Kennington March 2, 2008

Kloee

An absolutely wonderfully fun-sized chick who is overall strong at heart, not afraid of anything (except moths) and will kick your ass if you ever lay a finger on anything she cared about. She's super sweet and crazy funny once you get to know her however, but still has some emotional insecurities and attatchement tendencies. Watch out, although short af, this one bites, and isn't afraid to show it.

Kloee said she'd kill me if I took the last Coca-Cola, and I thought she was joking until she started climbing up me like a tiny ninja.

by Neon apocalypse February 12, 2019

klozee

klozee: When something completely random but completely wonderful, cool and classy happens.

When I met you - that was klozee.

by Zack Z. January 25, 2008

Kopex

A cross point where you are confused about your purpose in life and deciding to be a unsuccessful DJ playing in pubs and village halls.

It's a hard time in any young mans life, this usually happens in their early 20s.

"George! I think I may have reached a kopex!"

"George!! I've hit a kopex in my life!"

by fellaini Jr October 25, 2016

kolopetho

A kolopetho is directly translated from Greek written as κώλο παιδί literally meaning bum-child .if it is a woman/girl you would pronounce it as kolopethi and for a man/boy it would be pronounced as kolopetho .

"Vasilo is such a kolopethi "
"Billy is such a kolopetho"

by None of the above November 14, 2016