Keeling

1. The act of drinking trace amounts of perfume from a young lads anus.
2. The space located between floor and ceiling; Mid point is called a "Keeling;" Ample perfume sipping location.

1. "Ben, I will pay you 50$ to Keeling with me for an hour."

2. "Hey, this is a spacious spot to Keeling... don't tell your dad..."

by LORD HELL FEAR BLOOD March 16, 2003

Kerbing

The act of pulling your jeans down, your coat up and shitting all over a residential street and your boxers in the early hours of the morning after a Thai boxing match and a dodgy Indian.

Massive kerbing accident last night!

by chester drawz November 30, 2011

kerning

Kerning; Verb; To be kerning.
Kerning describes the great need that a person feels to take a dump. Its only used in extreme cases like you haven't gone in a week and you really need to bust out a hard one.

"Dude, I'm really kerning for a shit"

by Super_Famicom June 25, 2004

Keeling

A really Stupid kid

You're a keeling.

by Brad March 12, 2003

Sam Kelling

To do a Sam Kelling is to act completely ridiculous while somehow being suave. One who pulls a real Sam Kelling radiates AWSOMENESS and SEX APPEAL from every cell of their body at the moment of the said Sam Kelling.

you: wow dude i cant believe you just did a model while jumping off mount everest and making fart noises with your knees!

dude: I know man i pulled a real Sam Kelling

by yoboochi April 29, 2009

kerlin

a very incompetent person

That kerlin's not even good enough to be a janitor.

by otranto December 3, 2004

Keeling

A name, most likely of European origin from the medieval times. Most commonly used as a surname, but also used as a middle name and even first name. Other variations of this name vary.

"Her name is Keeling? Whoa! That sounds very Asian."
"Bitch, please."

by Nibblitizers March 15, 2016