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The Keanu Reeves Effect

When someone is wholesome and caring towards you, so you are the same towards others.
That guy who got a free copy of Cyber Punk 2077 turned it down, because he fell under The Keanu Reeves Effect.
by Coolant5164 June 13, 2019
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Keanna

Shes my BESTFRIED. Ok. And she means the world to me. So mess with her and you die. >:O! Shes beautiful in every way, inside and out. Shes always there for me. And I'll always be there for her. Shes amazing, funny, kind, sweet, loving, caring, thoughtful, etc.. c: Irreplaceable! Id do anything for Keanna. ANYTHING. ;o She's like my sister. Shes like the whore to my sex. :D LOL. ok. But seriously. Shes my monkey. 8D MY monkey >_>
Guy: Who's that?
Jessie: THATS MY BESTFRIEND KEANNA BITCH,
Guy: Shit yo, shes sexy as fuck. >:o
by Jessaaayyyy January 8, 2012
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A short term describing the humor of Reddit (more specifically humor of subreddits like r/memes, r/dankmemes, and r/pewdiepiesubmissions)
John: I have a shitty sense of humor.
Roger: At least you don't have Wholesome Epic 100 Keanu Big Chungus Spooktober Updoot Redpilled Based Amogus Sus 69420 Stonks Humor.
John: Wow and I thought my shitty puns were unfunny.
by Gigabased September 24, 2021
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Keanen

THAT BOY IS SUCH A KEANEN!
by iamhot213412341 March 28, 2009
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going keanu

The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.
Example 1

Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!

Example 2

Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.
by PostGradam September 22, 2008
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Keanuism

Religious worship of Keanu Reeves. It spread his message of puppy love, vengeance, and bad-assery.
-"Did you watch John Wick?"
-"Yeah, I now believe in Keanuism."
by Call_Me_Papy March 30, 2019
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happy Keanu Reeves

A state of Keanu Reeves which sadly does not seem to exist.
Have you ever seen a happy Keanu Reeves? We didn't think so.
by beautiful flower July 18, 2012
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