The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.
Example 1
Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!
Example 2
Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.
Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!
Example 2
Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.
by PostGradam October 5, 2006
To totally kicks one's ass, similar to the asskicking that is unleashed by Keanu Reeves in the Matrix trilogy.
by L.D. June 18, 2004
As a past verb: "Holy shit, did you see that guy go Keanu on his ass!?"
Present tense: "Fuck, he's going Keanu on that guy's ass!
Future tense: "I'm so going to go Keanu on his ass when I see him next."
Present tense: "Fuck, he's going Keanu on that guy's ass!
Future tense: "I'm so going to go Keanu on his ass when I see him next."
by Julian Mark Peter Bungard November 29, 2007