Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.

You just Jesus juked me, bro!

by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010

jukester

one who jukes: in the sense of the new form, to dis, or in extreme cases, annoyingly pwn.

i am such a jukester- I just juked that kid by squirting water in his face. JUKED!

by The Jukesta June 21, 2008

Jukinated

Verb: To get yelled at, like at school.

-Brian just totally Jukinated that guy.
-Once, Brian Jukinated a middle schooler so much that his head exploded.

by Chris_K. April 30, 2009

Jukebox Money

Slang term for condoms or money needed to buy condoms. Inspired by the B-52s song "Love Shack".

I've got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're about to set sail / I've got me a Chrysler, it seats about 20 so hurry up and bring your jukebox money!

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Dad: Have fun at the party tonight, son.
Tim: Thanks dad...ooh, and before I forget, could you lend me a little cash for tonight?
Dad: Why? You're not going to be getting some booze, right?
Tim: No dad, I just need a little jukebox money.

by Reppin' Latvia November 23, 2010

Jukeboxing

A term used for amateur DJs who constantly play one track after another without mixing or blending.

This DJ isn't even trying to mix his tracks. He's jukeboxing throwing the crowd off rhythm.

by BruhDuhMan November 3, 2013

Juka

A male person shorter than 170cm

Would you like to date Phillip? No, he's a Juka

by Kuronjo February 27, 2020

Jukes Towers of Hell

The literal definition of having to much skill if your good at it, but no life at the same time.

¨Dude wanna play Jukes Towers of Hell?¨

¨Yea bro lets finally beat ToAST.¨

by bw46 November 10, 2021