joncrowe

A gay person, who regularly masturbates in public parks and toilets.

That man in the park is doing a joncrowe

by Bobiul Kings January 1, 2016

Jontroversy

Noun- From the root word of Jon meaning a retarded debate where you feel dumber for even participating in it. unnecessary drama. debating and trying to talk sense into someone who might as well be a wall with a face painted on it. Also see Jontroversial, which is knowing you do something fucked up but refuse to man up or admit to it.

Why waste you time in such a stupid ass jontrovery.

Yo that was the most Jontroversial shit you could have ever said, we should smack the shit out of you for starting the jontroversy.

by S. J Grove August 20, 2007

Jongiovanni

Jongiovanni is a special name. It means that you care for your friends, and family. He shall experience sadness in his life multiple times. Also anger from time to time and think about death and decapitations. But sometimes he can be joyful, and have happiness in himself. And experience how precious human life can be, So He will do anything to protect anything you care about.

1:Did you hear Jongiovanni? He is talking about decapitating girls!
2:So? At least he is careful for his friends and family.

by afriendofnihoanana July 31, 2016

Jangrow Effect

When a high school freshman female gets into a relationship with a senior.

Did you hear about Jennifer? She fell into the Jangrow Effect.

by Im a llama May 30, 2018

Jongaroos

The calm before the storm, the foreboding moans of the midsection, intestinal outcry, belly beligerance;

When your stomach is rumbling and you know its going to be explosive diarrhea.

"Oh dear, my tummy is jongaroos after that chicken mole sushi roll."

by Lunatic468 December 28, 2018

JonTron'd

Term used when a situation is comparable to the one when Youtuber JonTron ended up in controversy, after stating red pilled information in a debate with known dwarf, Destiny, leading to getting kicked from his own website, losing and getting bashed by former friends/colleagues who Jon helped reach the fame they now have. This term is applied to those who suffer a similar situation, after stating opinions not welcome by others, leading to lose the reputation they once had.

Guy: Did you hear that they removed Notch's reference in Minecraft?
Guy 2: For the shit he said on twitter? Wasn't that game his creation on the first place?
Guy: He got JonTron'd, dude.

by Sospechosita March 29, 2019

Jongreement

When someone really argumentative and griefy finally agrees to a widely accepted opinion.

I've spent ages explaining the weighted dice theory to Butler. We finally have a Jongreement.

by Mark wots November 26, 2019