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Jonas Brothers Fangirls

Stupid girls usually who are between 12-17 who worship and pray and dream of having sex with the Jonas Brothers. They are mindless bandwagon followers who can't spell argue or think of any reason to like the Jonas Brothers than their (lack of) looks. They are like zombies you can't kill legally.
"Oh god those Jonas Brothers fangirls just flamed me for not being a zombie and liking the JB
by AlisaGirl1990 August 23, 2009
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jonas renkse

Vocalist and original founding member of Doom Metal/Alternative Metal band Katatonia Jonas Renkse did harsh screamed vocals on their first album Dance of December Souls but stepped down his vocal duties for their second album Brave Murder Day because of chronic tonsilitus and let his good friend Michael Akerfeldt (Vocalist of Opeth and original vocalist of Bloodbath perform the vocal duties. After that from the album Discourages Ones untill recent, Jonas resumed his vocal duties and is still currently the frontman of Katatonia
Jassiie: Nine Inch Nails rocks!! I am so in love with Trent Reznor.

Jeremy: Bitch please! We all know that Jonas Renkse is the greatest man ever!
by Jeremy19 August 5, 2007
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Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich ๐Ÿ˜

Jonah Marais Roth Frantzich used to be a stripper and now he is in a band called Why Donโ€™t We. He is the oldest of the band and is so hawt ๐Ÿคฉ. Jonah says to follow me on Instagram @limelight_beech nah Iโ€™m just kidding
by @limelight_beech on ig August 6, 2018
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Jonas Brothers Hater

Anyone who got a least a taste for real music
Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"
by Nelson666 September 7, 2009
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Jonas

Jonas is one of the most best person you'll ever met. He is just so much fun to be around and he'll make you laugh so much. He super talented and smart, he has the best personality. He'll always be there even when you screwed. He that one person that you'll fall in love with and always be in love with. If you ever met a Jonas, you're one of the luckiest person ever. He'll always be on your mind, and he super good looking.
Have you met Jonas, he is one of the best.
by Happiness.grace September 10, 2020
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Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.
1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.
by Jonas?? August 2, 2009
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Jonas

The artifact with the most amount of chromosomes known to man, it is said that Jonas has about 5000 chromosomes!
Bruh do you have more chromosomes than Jonas?
by minecraftproffecianal112 April 11, 2021
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