jerry rice

undisputed "greatest wide reciever ever" in the NFL who spent most of his career with the 49ers

i would have rather seen rice retire than drag on his career with other teams

by uncle sam December 8, 2004

jerrybrowned

This is when someone thinks they have hung up the phone after leaving a message, but did not. The person then proceeds to talk badly about the person they have placed the call to, recorded on the message.

Sarah called me, left me a message, and thought she hung up.She did not hang up and I could hear her tell Jenny how much she hated me. I was jerrybrowned.

classic example- and origin- Jerry Brown in his race for California governer left a message for campaign contributions, thought he hung up, but went on to call Meg Whitman(his opponent) a Whore.

by Sarahconner October 23, 2010

Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise

When you Go to McDonald’s and order a sausage biscuit, but it is a trap. It isn’t a McDonald’s, but rather it is the Penn State locker room. Instead of a sausage biscuit, you get Jerry Sanduskys sausage in your biscuits, and you scream in agony as he turns you from a “tight end” to a “wide receiver”.

This Morning, Bubbles went to McDonald’s, and was greeted by famous football coach Jerry Sandusky with his famous Jerry Sandusky Sausage Surprise.

by Bob statutory January 20, 2021

jerry springer shit

anything that could be or should be on the Jerry Springer Show

" OMG Did you hear about dave shagging lisa and heather... they are twins "

" That some jerry springer shit right there"

by Paul C 2008 January 21, 2008

Jerry of the day

Local ski area term for a "gaper" or "geek" -- one who is pretty clueless about skiing or snowboarding.

There goes "Jerry of the day" sending it .

by DannyTheC November 6, 2017

Jerry Springer Show

A television show where people come to solve their relationship problems and beat up whoevers causing that problem.

Usually has either fat black chicks ripping eachothers wigs off,
lesbians/gays/bisexuals/sexually confused people,
two fairly good looking girls fighting over some fat ugly jerk or vise versa,
or a family thats in a love triangle/square/octagon whatever

Jerry Springer Show:
So Timeka, your sisters having sex with your boyfriend, and and your moms having sex with your lesbian girlfriend, who your cheating on your boyfriend with, and your boyfriends banging your sister, and your cousin? ya? alright, so, oh theres more, whos James?

-james turns out to be some guy the mom met on myspace and fucked, and hes fucking everyone else on stage plus the main chicks old best friend-
JERRYJERRYJErRRY

by HEY FAT FACE May 19, 2010

Jerry Woo

Jerry Woo is usually a person who goes by the name of "Silky" or "Silky.Durag" he always claims he is "Woo" you may ask what is a "Woo" , ''(Woo is a New York gang created in Brooklyn by Pop Smoke)'' One of the main motives that Jerry "clams" Woo is that the fact he is from a hood called The Flossy, "(Floss or Flossy located Canarsie, Brooklyn, is sometimes called Floss or Flossy)". Jerry Woo additionally affiliates himself with individuals such as Quelly Woo and DFAI Woo who are as well from his section, in the end Jerry Woo so called "Silky" in fact is not a Woo Member or in other words a "Fake Woo Member".

Individual 1: Do you watch Silky? "(Jerry Woo)"

Individual 2: Yea, I heard he ah fake woo

by Jason_Bigex November 24, 2021