Jeebus

Jeebus was born over 2000 years ago and started the religion of Crustianity. Jeebus Crust is the son of Gosh and part of the Holy 3-Some (or Ménage à Trois). Jeebus was born to Bloody Mary, a virgin, by a miracle of the Spirit of Truthiness. The Holy Babble gives an account of an angel visiting Bloody Mary to tell her that she was chosen to bare the Son of Gosh.

Jeebus Crust is the savior of the one and only true religion, Crustianity.

by Spirit of Truthiness November 24, 2007

jebus

Name of the ancient Jebusite city conquered by the Hebrew king David more than 3000 years ago. He occupied the fortress of Zion and the city was renamed Jerusalem.

Today it is home to three of the worlds major religions and is the seat of the Israeli capital. It is a city at the centre of international political and social intrigue.

Jebus is a Biblical name of the city now known as Jerusalem

by warnerdang May 27, 2004

jeebus

Not homer originally, this word dates back to the late 1800's as a way of saying jesus without actually taking the name in vain.
similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

Sorry folks Matt G. is not the originator of all. He merely recycles pop culture into a half hour show.

similar to words like jeepers creepers, jeebus is also a form of pronunciation.

"Lawd help us jeebus!"

"Gawd allmitey"

by Pete Prisco October 4, 2005

jebus

the one (-:

'oh holy lord Jebus, save us from our misery'
'I want to die Jebus pls choke me'

by hoodthot January 27, 2018

Jebus

Just a damn cool thing to say.

But I don't even believe in Jebus

by Pedro Gon February 23, 2008

Jebus

What my teenage daughter, who doesn't like to curse, says when something is absolutely, unbelievably ridiculous.

"Did you see that outfit? Jebus!"

by Pseudi_Q October 8, 2009

Jeebus

originaly appeared on the frank zappa album "them or us"in 1979 on the song "heavenly pocket book. Matt Groening, A well know zappa fan and creater of the Simpsons borrowed it for the apisode.

"Cuz JEEBUS said if we don't do what's in the book we ain't goin up to heabin.

by josep milifresh January 16, 2004