japoontang

Japanese poontang. A japanese girl that you'd like to do.

"Did you get any japoontang while you were visiting Tokyo?"

also

"He only likes japoontang."

"Her japoontang smelled like sushi!"

by xanon June 18, 2007

Japonies

Japanese bronies.

After My Little Pony started airing in Japan, there was a massive increase in bronies indigenous to Japan, thus earning the name Japonies.

by whydoesanythingexist January 12, 2016

Jampon

The love of my life!!!!!!

Jampon is my bestest friend ever!

by MAGDALENA July 16, 2003

Japping

is sexual activity that takes place in shared accommodation such as hotels in the presence of a sleeping room-mate or work colleague. The sexual activity needs to be sufficiently athletic and arousing to the receiving participant in order to gain adequate noise levels to facilitate the waking up of the sleeping colleague in order for ‘japping’ to occur.

Without alarming your blissfully unaware partner for the evening, and without breaking your rhythm. You make eye contact with your room-mate, and pre-empting any offers of assistance you silence the puzzled individual with a ‘Shhhhhh!’ and carry on as if your now awake, and some-what confused voyeur was not there.

I brought a girl back to the hotel last night and woke my room mate with the noise, I had to use my best japping skills to stop him before he thought he could join in or spoil my night.

by Treaclemaster April 27, 2015

jalpon

The act (or acts if it’s jalponZ) of pushing someone down a flight of stairs.

I got so mad at Bob that I jalponed him.

by Kamuyamial October 15, 2017

Japonica

Accoutrements placed in the service of pampering a woman who protests IANAJ, while being pampered as if she were in the Tokyo Hilton.

Her dedicated copper coffee pot from the Tokyo Hilton, her velvet baby blanket, her monogrammed sterling spoon, breakfast brought to her bedside, at the precise hour requested, pillows fluffed, lap dog placed in her lap, temperature adjusted just so, the blinds opened to the precise degree, her phone charged, as she requests with a simple hand gesture, a personally-selected condensation of the morning's news delivered softly, these and more were her personal Japonica.

by Monkey's Dad May 18, 2020

jappan

Jappan pal singh

A very interesting girl

Hotness overloaded

Can fight with whole town
Generally these people are transgender

I am a boy dont call me jappan

by Jappan November 26, 2021