Jamestoner

A word that people from everywhere else in Rhode Island use to describe Jamestowners. They believe that all Jamestowners are stoners, which is pretty much true, although few of us resist.

Nk kid: "Man, where did you get that weed?"
Other Nk kid: "Aye, that Jamestoner Justin sold me it."
Nk kid: "Madd chill, let's go get fucked up!"

by cmbjtown July 30, 2008

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Jamestown

This island is the best in Rhode Island. Its a mile wide, and 9 miles long, but there's a whole lotta stuff to do on this island. Most kids learn to skate, because we have a sick skate park by the school, and tons of hills to bomb on longboards. At least half of the kids here grow up to become pot heads in their teens, and a popular place to smoke is the cliff on the golf course over by the newport bridge. If you want to buy pot, all you have to do is show up at the skate park any time after noon. When we finally graduate 8th grade, we go to north kingstown for high school, which is an appropriate name, because when us "Jamestoners" show up there, we spread the wealth of mary jane. Most of us are three times as cool as all the nk kids.They will all quickly try as hard as they can to get a friend from J-town so they can brag to their other nk friends that they're a Jamestownie, which is a more verbose method of saying, "Im a poser!!" It's too bad that the skate park gets suckily graffitied, but not by Jamestowners, because we care about our skate park. ITS THOSE FRIGGIN JAMESTOWNIES!!! posers.

uummm... Jamestown is a rich place, where even the crappiest of houses sell for 2 mil.

by flingy fromp is really JD March 11, 2008

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Jamestown

A small town in central Indiana. Population is about 900. The only street light in town is flashing yellow one way, and flashing red the other way. Downtown is about 80 yards long, on one street. It takes about 10 minutes to walk through town, about 6 to run through. In other words, the town is about one mile square. Attractions: Well, if you want to get hit on by fat ugly girls every time you walk to the food mart/gas station, then this is the place for you! If you want to be able to smoke pot and drink beer on Main Street, but are underage, then welcome!

Me, walking to work:
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Hey boy, watcha doin? What's your name?
Me:
Random fat, ugly girls in the park: Where do you go to school?
Me:

I think you get the point about Jamestown. Or Jimmmytown, as some friends say...

by Narniafrek October 21, 2008

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Jamestown

9 by 1.5 island community located at the mouth of the narragansett bay in Rhode Island. Home of the socially elite, the kids here have there choice of schools and drugs.Drugs drugs drugs and drugs. most likely a field somewhere in the middle of the island that no body knows about. Typical saturday nights include doing drugs and sketchy walks down narragansett ave...where all the drunk people from the bar roam back and forth from xtra mart to the water. With only like 3 choices in places to party, potters (poison ivy capital of the world), eldred ave (soccer moms blow it up) and hulls cove (but too close to romanos crib). Jamestown will be the first to go in a mass flooding of the world. Awesome!

jamestown, island, drug haven, boring

by John Stuart September 27, 2005

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