jamacian shoelace

when u are fucking ur friends mom and ur dreadlock falls out and u put the dreadlock in ur friends moms anal cavity

dude i gave brandons mom the jamacian shoelace last night and she slapped me

by a jamacian guy November 23, 2009

jamasian indian

an indian person who has the looks of an asian but talks like a jamaican.

me: whoa! i wonder what ethnicity that weirdo is..
friend: oh thats just my buddy his name is gopi but we call him jamasian indian
me: oh sweet
friend: yea he is the coolest kid youll probably ever meet!

by -Fobio- January 2, 2012

Jamacian fruit basket

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her

Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!

by The magiction March 21, 2012

Jamacian Light Bulb

When a man shoves a pineapple in his ass and runs in the 100 meter dash.

The lone white guy in the 100 meter sprint gave himself some good luck by using a Jamacian Light Bulb. But of course, he finished in dead last even with a headstart.

by 8===)({})69me March 25, 2011

jamasian

An asian person who grew up in jamaica or the carribean.

I'm a fly ass jamasian.

Q. Damn, where yo bitch from?
A. She fuckin jamasian, dawg.

by omoshima May 27, 2003

jamazia

the baddest bitch you’ll ever meet

jamazia is so pretty i wanna be like her

by yurrrrrreeererr January 2, 2021

Jamacian Mess

while being high, the act of anal sex that gets a little bit messy.

last night was a trip, my girlfriend and I got high at the party, and ended up in a jamacian mess afterwards.

by Chester_1968 August 3, 2021