A noun used to describe someone who makes a stupid remark or suggestion. It is a playful insult that is used properly in a joking, light hearted manner.
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Get the Jackabon mug.A term that originated from an insurance commercial calling others a "jackwagon". A playful pronoun used as a term of endearment when addressing others idiosyncrasies. To perform an action that calls for something outlandish such as lighting your farts on fire out of boredom. Insinuating someone is a jackass while being appropriate in front of the kids or elderly people. Performing an act of freedom of speech.
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A hardcore bandwaggoner. Someone who hops on trends very quickly and without knowing what they mean or represent. Usually a huge poser as well as a tool.
Conor: Dude Jack just came to school with a bulls SnapBack on and he couldn't name one player on the bulls.
Robert: What a jack wagon!
Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon
Robert: What a jack wagon!
Conor: Jack ordered a bunch of odd future clothes and when I asked him to name one person from odd future besides Tyler he said Nate Dogg. Are you fucking kidding me
Daniel: Thats because he is a huge jack wagon
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Get the jack wagon mug.In memory of JackL's anaconda. A freakishly large male sex organ. Notorious across much of the east coast of the United States. Has even been known to be turned down by pornstars. When "just the tip" is the only thing you will ever know.
If you have been blessed with a Jackaconda, your only chance of ever getting laid is to carry a set of eppiderals in your pocket.
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