Instakarm

Instant Karma. What goes around comes around immediately.

It was an instakarm when he stole her wallet, and lost his own wallet in the same day.

by B.A & DiabloG November 7, 2019

Instababin

Uploading loads of bent shut on insta

What u been doin all day, fuck all just instababin son

by Uncleboozer33 November 25, 2019

Instacartunnel Syndrome

The painful throbbing feeling in an Instacart shopper's opposable thumbs, frantically searching for a batch that will never arrive.

Baby, why aren't you playing video games tonight?

I got instacartunnel syndrome, because the bots are stealing all the goddamn batches!!

by Cattard April 30, 2020

Instaball

Where you post a picture of your balls on Instagram and people call you out on it

Guy: Did you see Adam Instaball on Instagram.

Girl: No I didn't see it yet
Guy:His balls where very hairy
Girl: Omg I need to check his Instaball

by KLASHNINJA August 17, 2021

Instacartian

Any Instacart employee, or people who use Instacart on a regular basis.

Instacartians never pick good produce for my order.

by YouNeedABreathMint January 4, 2022

Instabaited

When you see something amazing on instagram, just for it to be overhyped and completely underwhelming in reality.

Sarah went to the pop-up bar she saw on instagram and realized she got instabaited.

by IzzyWong June 5, 2023

Instabates

The combination of the words; Instant + debates. To have a short term debate or discussion on the platform instabates.com

At Instabates.com, we believe in the power of anonymous debate to foster dialogue, challenge perspectives, and build understanding. Our platform provides a dynamic space where users can engage in instant debates, chat with others, share stories, news, confessions, urgent information, secret sales, discounts on items, new album releases, and much more. With our innovative points and badge system, we aim to enhance the user experience, making every interaction rewarding and enjoyable.

I am an expert instabater who won many instabates on instabates.com

by Instabates.com April 1, 2024