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Swift and intense negative happenings in someone’s life after they screw over or do something shady to another person, sometimes a friend but not always can be a random person.
“Did you hear J got fucked up in that car accident?” “Yeah I heard that sucks but it’s Instant Karma man he should have never made shit up on D and called CPS.”
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by The Dark Doc December 30, 2017
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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Instant karma is, for you low minded children, like paying back for 'sins' almost imediantly after you commit it. Karma is an idea from Buddhism and Hinduism. Talk bad about the Dali Llama, and you'll get some instant karma. SAVE TIBET!
Bobby kicked his sisters cat. Because of instant karma, he fell going down the stairs five minutes later. Bobby is a dumb ass bastard, and he deserved it.
by December 28, 2003
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instant karma's gonna get you
gonna look you right in the face
better get yourself together, darlin'
by enjuneer December 24, 2003
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Umm, sorry actually Instant Karma was released ten years before Lennon was shot.

Great song! Go Lennon!
I think instant karma should be applied to those who think Lennon released Instant Karma in 1980.
by Sarajane August 20, 2004
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A tranquiliser...obviously :P
Florrie had once mentioned instant karma to Henry, but he thought it was a kind of tranquiliser
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A song that John Lennon released right before he was shot and killed.see irony
I don't believe in Karma but if you do then don't release a song like Instant Karma cause IT WILL GET YOU!
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