Valve index

The valve index is a fantastically expensive pc vr headset that is more fragile then glass. This is definitely one of those headsets to get if you want to waste your money

Bro where did your money go?
Valve index
Oh that makes sense

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 2, 2022

Stabby Index

The numerical value given to how Stabby one is feeling at a particular moment. Ranges would exist on a 1-200 range with 100, of course, being average.

My dog is depressed, my girlfriend broke up with me, my parents bought a screechy bird which keeps me up all night and my job demands I walk on water to be an average employee!! My Stabby index = 175 right now!

by Orangeblood97 March 24, 2011

Idiot Index

If something has a substantially higher cost than the materials that went into it, it has a high idiot index, according to Elon Musk. High idiot index items are usually overly complicated to manufacture. This is a term he used internally at his companies, according to his biography written by Walter Isaacson.

"This rocket valve costs $50,000 despite it being made of $200 of steel and similar car parts costing $500. It has a very high idiot index."

by iKingRPG September 25, 2023

ft index

Unit of torque used in any self respecting tinpot,shithole, backstreet car mechanics = fucking tight.

I say Kevin, how many Newton meters should I apply to the cylinder head bolts to achieve an even torque distribution on Mrs Smith's Ford?

For fucks sake Shane use the ft index innit.

by hairyframpton December 4, 2015

valve index

The valve index is a fantastically overpriced pc vr headset which is more fragile then glass

Guy 1: spare some change
Guy 2: bro you were the richest on the block where did your money go
Guy 1: valve index
Guy 2: oh that makes sense

by SomeBoGrassTouchingGuy June 2, 2022

SCROGGABILITY INDEX

the criteria that dictates whether or not a girl is scroggable (fuckable).
I guess it's all in the eye of the beholder.

That chick in the mall with the inch and a half nipples punching holes through her blouse and buns of steel definitely ranks the highest on my scroggability index.

by weave March 27, 2003

prick index

The Prick Index is a metaphor for the thorn of a rose. The levels of pricking are described as the amount of pain (number of thorns) we endure in different relationships from both men and women! The levels are arranged from one to ten, ten being the most severe pain and damage caused as illustrated in the trademarked book called “The Prick Index” created by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye.

Sponging Sam ~ prick index~ # 3
Charismatic and seductive, Sam sucks the life out of you! Financially and emotionally! He's a professional moocher. Have you met a Sponging Prick? Come read The PRICK Index and find out!

by Charlie Mercier and Janis Skye August 17, 2008