imps gonna imp

a troll/dumb spy/garden gnome or a person with short man syndrome, who will be loyal to their master no matter what the situation is.

Latin name:

impus fiftyonefiftymus

guy1: hey maestro just had a sex change, I bet his imp wont be his imp anymore

guy2: actually it's quite the opposite, his imp enjoys the drillings much more now!

guy1: dayum! I guess imps gonna imp!!

by 5150 palace July 26, 2011

imp

A wooden ferryboat. (A knotty ferry)

Percival took a ride on an imp.

by Bearinwoods, P.E. August 30, 2003

imped

A term used to refer to the ImpQueen and World Monarch. Used as a transitive verb, explains action taken by said Monarch or similar action taken by others: specifically, being nailedor burned by edgy wit in a blogger's comments section.

Dude, I went to the IQWM's blog and got imped. She kicked my ass!

by A Fan December 12, 2004

Imp

sum retarded person named aye who thinks shes really cool(see LOSER)

retarded person named aye!

by miniafromeredith July 30, 2003

IMP

acronym for Insert My Penis.

G: Dude, check out the ass on that one!
E: Ya, I should definitely IMP...

by shark July 15, 2004

IMP

Insane Monster Period. When your monthly cycle is particularly bad and/or driving you insane.

Pronounced like "imp", like the tiny devil that it is (not I-M-P like an abbreviation.)

Why are you stumbling around like a drunken psychopath?" "Oh, I'm just going to pass out from blood loss from this stupid IMP.

by midnightflame August 06, 2011

imp

a small creature that watches the un-explored forested areas of north america.

holy fuck, thats an imp!

by len July 17, 2004