epididymal hypertension

Means to have blue balls

Hey tommy I had some epididymal hypertension last night

by What the flying waffle December 10, 2016

hyperventriloquate

A combination of hyperventilate and loquate (speak) - means trying to talk while you're out of breath.

In a sentence: It would be a lot easier to understand the man at the gym if he didn't hyperventriloquate at me from the adjacent elliptical.

In cinema (also the origin): the scene in The Goonies where the mom is trying to chastize the kids while juggling grocery bag.

by Semiuseful Magazine August 20, 2008

Hyperventalaugh

When a person's laughter is a mix of laughter and hyperventalating.

Erica: *Starts to laugh and gasp for air*.

Austin: Oh my god are you ok?

Kiernan: She's fine, that's just her hyperventalaugh.

by Educational Stoner July 18, 2011

attention deficit hyperlink disorder

The inability to finish an online article due to the irresistable urge to click the embedded hyperlinks.

"Did you read the NYT article about Snookie's hysterectomy?"
"Dude, it there were 6 hyperlinks in the first paragraph. I've got attention deficit hyperlink disorder. There's no way I'm making it through that."

by www.eatnails.net September 3, 2011

hypermentalate

(a portmanteau of mental hyperventilate) To be overcome by an unstoppable flood of rapid, incoherent thoughts. Often leads to one of two verbal reactions: random babbling or frustrated, gape-mouthed silence.

When the company president greeted her in the elevator, Hillary hypermentalated for the entire length of the 39-floor ride.

by Paulito January 17, 2008

Hypermentalation

The anxious-hyper feeling one has when 'thinking' about something for too long.

I kept thinking about a solution to the question and all of a sudden, I started into 'Hypermentalation'!!

by Tarcon September 19, 2013

Hyperlink

A link to another page of the website
Simple as that
Right...?

All those blue words are hyperlinks dumbass

by TheAverageIdiot August 31, 2017