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Describes facial hair halfway between stubble and a beard.
After several weeks of not shaving, he had achieved nice scrubble.
by Semiuseful Magazine October 22, 2008

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An alliterative way of saying something was never cool.
Fanny packs were cool in 199never.
by Semiuseful Magazine July 15, 2008

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Vomit that's frozen.
There were several pukesicles in my front yard after New Year's.
by Semiuseful Magazine January 02, 2009

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Champagne with a Rainbow Twizzler straw.
We toasted with Champizzle.
by Semiuseful Magazine July 10, 2008

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Whatever new Apple gadget people just HAVE to have.
Steve Jobs announced the launch of their new iWhatever.
by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

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When people buy you drink/s out of sympathy.
My coworkers took me out for pity pints after I got laid off.
by Semiuseful Magazine March 11, 2009

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Voter who selects mixed parties on a ballot.
Younger voters tend to be bipoller.
by Semiuseful Magazine January 27, 2009

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