Gethin Hurley

A man usually found in a country called Wales. He has long hair and a. Bubbly personality. However, if you get on his bad side he gets angry. He may Chase you or even through a chair at you. But if you are on his good side you will see many great things and get cheese.

Wow Gethin has a small penis...

Gethin Hurley: I will hit you with a chair

by Theo_nik October 14, 2020

Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

hurdler

an athlete in track who likes to hurdle, not jump, over hurdles while running in hopes of winning a race. hurdlers are amazing athletes who work incredibly hard to acieve "perfect form". there usually pretty hot too.

jason brody could never be a hurdler or understand them because he is not an amazing athlete

by 99cali99 November 13, 2006

Humble Fumble

When you’ve got a hookup secured but get too drunk to close the deal.

Ryan pulled the Humble Fumble on the 2 yard line last night. She was literally in his lap and he threw up.

by Quinn666911 September 4, 2020

humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!

Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!

by Trailerking April 28, 2014

midget hurdle

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Andy Hurley

The coolest drummer forever and now. Vegan, animal rights activist, and all around nice guy. Currently drums for Fall Out Boy.

I love Andy Hurley from Fall Out Boy and want to marry him.

by Dance, Dance June 26, 2005