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Horatio. 

A person who is able to say the most fucked yo shit ever but then later act emo about it.
Yo isn't that the bitch ass mf Horatio.?
Horatio. by Knobletarddd May 11, 2022

Horatio’s Wet Dream 

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers
Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.
a very sexy good looking smart man who loves himself. a lady’s man who is very attractive, flirtatious, and has a great personality.
horatio is so great. i would want to be him
horatio by sexcman May 28, 2024
An celebration exclamation of joy or surprise when something good happens.
We are going traveling. Horatio!
Horatio by That boleyn girl July 20, 2025
A conniving person who tries to fuck other people's missus and succeeds
Fuck Horatio
Horatio by Cactus licker May 9, 2026