R. Belly

A fat Blackman who shares traits of R. Kelly.

Such as:
•Fat black guys in jail for sex crimes.

•Fat black men

La’quavis: Dude! Shawtrice being looking a little husky in the yard.

Shadynasty jr: yeah, people starting to call him R. Belly.

by woodstock69 April 05, 2024

R. Belly

A fat Blackman who shares traits of R. Kelly.

Such as:
•Fat black guys in jail for sex crimes.

•Fat black men

La’quavis: Dude! Shawtrice being looking a little husky in the yard.

Shadynasty jr: yeah, people starting to call him R. Belly.

by woodstock69 April 05, 2024

Horatio’s Wet Dream

When you leave Shit, piss, blood, pubes and semen in the tank of an unsuspecting friends toilet like an upper decker. Designed to be the greatest collection of forensic DNA that it would blow the zipper off Horatio’s trousers

Bro 1: Dude Grandma is gonna flip when she finds out what I did to her bathroom.

Bro 2: you left her a Horatio’s Wet Dream didn’t you.

Bro 3: with extra salsa.

by woodstock69 April 05, 2024

Butt Breath Homo

A man or Male identifying person who performs fellatio after the penis has been inside an ass, and does not brush their teeth afterwards.

Thomas: Did you talk to Alex today?
Ryan: unfortunately, his breath smelled like a bum shit in his mouth.
Thomas: Yeah, what a Butt Breath Homo.

by woodstock69 February 20, 2025

Dillytop

To purposefully take as long as possible to get somewhere, because you know you have an excuse for being late

My cat died so it took me a week to get to work

That was some damn fine dillytopping

by Woodstock69 June 01, 2009

Frage

The sudden irrational and often violent hatred of someone caused entirely by why they are eating

Cecil: bananas sure are delicious!
Bernard: I'll kill your family
Casual observer: that's a bad case of frage

by Woodstock69 June 01, 2009

Backhouse

To be in need of an upgrade
Either in the sense of a new phone or a new girlfriend

Jeffery: He should upgrade to bella
Montgomery: Yeah I know, he's Backhouse

by Woodstock69 June 03, 2009