Hooptie Ride

A car that does not fit the personality of the person driving it. Usually an older car that doesn't run well.

Bill's Mustang is in the shop. They gave him a little hatch-back hooptie ride for the day.

Hooptie Ride by Xandyr October 6, 2003

Hooptie hoops 

Flashy rims that you would see on a ghetto hooptie, something that Bubb Rubb would most definitely drive WOO WOOOOOO!!!!11

Damn, I think that be Bubb Rubb driving that whip with the Hooptie hoops on it.

Hooptie hoops by H to the o-s-s September 6, 2005

Hooptie RC1 Beta

The technological and psychological predecessor to "the hooptie." It is extremely shitty, but since it is a beta, is also very unstable. It has too much power for it's own good, tyres worn on one side and the ability to drive on it's side using two wheels and not flip over.

WE WERE DRIVING ON TWO WHEELS! FUCK FUCK FUCK! I COULD SEE THE GROUND OUT MY WINDOW!! Hooptie RC1 beta is the reincarnation of Zues's throbbing dick!

Hooptie RC1 Beta by LordNikon9001 March 19, 2009

hooptie house 

1110 commonwealth avenue in boston. old ghetto building that the realty company bought and renovated. they put a lot of money into it when they probably should have just knocked it down, and the rent costs to much, and any time you want ot change a light bulb you have to call the super cause you can't do it by yourself of the buidling loses power.

i went to use the laundry machine at hooptie house and it charged me three dollars

hooptie house by hooptie house resident September 16, 2008

hooptie truck 

It's not a diesel, and it's barely a gaser. Basically any truck that the driver don't know what a real truck is. Some young privk usually drives it, revving the engine at every stop, and beats on it to try and replace what the space in their pants can't.

"If your lift kit is lopsided, your truck might be a hooptie truck"
"If your truck was bought on Craigslist, it might be a hooptie"

hooptie truck by Tricksortruck May 14, 2015

Hooptie Honda Hoe 

Hooptie Honda Hoe
/Hoop/Tee/Hoe

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noun/adjective
1.
a single distinct meaningful word used to descripe a level 2 hood rat known as a (possum) in her thirties , used with others (or sometimes alone) to form a hot box typically and most often in the ghetto known as the hood .
synonyms:Honda Hoot, Possum Pussy, Whored Accord ; More

verb
1.
(Honda Hoeing).
"she honda hoes her hooter in a particularly ironic way"

synonyms: Honda Hooting, Pussy Possum Popping, Acura Couch Hating, Bologna Envy; More

exclamation
INFORMAL
1.
used to express the next genertaion of hood rat.
"“ That Hooptie Honda Hoe hootered her honda in one dangerous way within the Hood while Pussy Possum Popping.”

“The whored Accord .”"

Hooptie Honda Hoe by alqatumawa March 27, 2019

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc 

Today it can be any car or vehicle used as personal transportation. But it was originally used to refer to classic 70's or 80's era large American cars (impalas, new yorkers, towne cars and so on...), usually found in the ghetto and in poor condition, that has been "pimped out" with garish paint, animal print interiors, wheels too large or too small and so on. They are often roomy, comfortable worn-out gas-guzzlers.

Man that hooptie ride is bitchin.

The tail pipe fell off my hooptie.

hoop-d, hoopdie, hoopdy, HOOPTIE, hoop-t, hoopty, hooptee, etc by fluxdelux August 11, 2004