hornswoggled

1. To be absolutely flabbergasted.
2. To beat the absolute shit out of someone.

Cayden - "I hornswoggled that fat kid."
Rhys - "pog"

by Danny rules November 30, 2022

hornswoggle

when you eat something quick and it is tasty

I hornswoggled that pizza up

by marshamlaloaw October 8, 2022

Hornswoggle

In the sport of pickleball, this is another word for a rally; or back and forth between players.

There were over a dozen hits between the two players, it was quite the hornswoggle!

by stonks4meplz June 1, 2023

Hornswoggle

An exclamitive to purvey a sense of disgust,mistrust or annoyance also anger

*gets scammed for 500 pounds" Hornswoggle this! Blasted wretched

by Jc420000 July 8, 2025

gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler

when you are big gassy and inflated and you release a hot steamy diareha onto your favorite furry femboy, and then you suck on their knot as they playdough in your mouth.

Dude I gave my friend a gastronomic tallahassee hornswoggler, there was shit all over the walls in the aftermath!

by truewilson45 October 17, 2025

hoodswoggle

To be bamboozled, hoodwinked and or hornswoggled by someone with hood like characteristics.

That dude hoodswoggled me out of my food stamps by telling me his 15 kids needed to eat when really he traded them for drugs.

by Markrod420 March 7, 2014

Hornswaggle

someone who likes watching crimson chin sleep

javens a ur hornswaggle

by Mrfuhyabih July 9, 2020