Hernandezed

On June 26, 2013, Aaron Hernandez, Tight End for the New England Patriots, was taken from his home in handcuffs and into police custody. The Patriots released Hernandez later that day. Currently, Hernandez is a suspect in a police investigation surrounding the murder of an associate, Odin Lloyd.

Hernandezed (verb) 1. to proverbially kill or slaughter (usually a joke or story)

Note: can have positive or negative connotation.

Taylor: "Enough jokes about Aaron Hernandez and Ray Lewis - I'm laughing to DEATH".
Greg: "Wow, you really 'Hernandezed' that one."

by pancakmakr June 28, 2013

Hernand

The type of person to have a threesome with your girlfriend and your mother.

I get so much pussy that you can call me Hernand

by Chase eat big nutty March 18, 2019

Sneaky Hernandez

When your favorite uncle (or relative with the same surname) invites you over for drinks and you challenge him to epic libations. Before you know it, you are throwing up pink pasta in the back yard from downing red margaritas. Never try to keep up with a Hernandez.

Last night my uncle pulled an epic Sneaky Hernandez. I was humbled to oblivion and my stomach was in shambles!!!

by One man party!! June 13, 2023

heron

noun

1. slang for heroin.

"I'm leavin flows like heron in ya nose... Nas I rock well, it ain't hard to tell."

by Dickerd January 20, 2003

Hernandez

Hernandez is a typical last name of a latino who has a big penis and handsome face and steal anygirl

“Omg that hernandez dude is handsome i wonder how big is penis is

by Sksjdheiwiebebeveh April 16, 2021

hernandez

noun: One of which comes from mexico and cant read. She usually smells of cabbage and hot dogs.

Man your such a hernandez

by freeballs September 15, 2006

Willie Herenton

A racist crook who used to be the mayor of Memphis. Entirely responsible for the current state of shit Memphis is in.

Did you vote for Willie Herenton?

No. I don't think he wants me to vote for him, anyway. I'm white.

by Rihanyce August 28, 2010