hefty bag

A woman whose shape resembles that of a full hefty bag.

What time is the hefty bag coming to pick up the money tonight?

by Native American River October 13, 2007

Shit got hefty

When something extreme happens. This could be something good or bad, depending on its use. It doesn't always have to be used in the past tense either.

Joe: "Some guy called me a douche at the club, that's when shit got hefty."
Mike: "Oh man I bet you kicked his ass!"
Joe: "Yup"

Tom: "Hey Joe! You douche."
Joe: "That's it, shit is about to get hefty!"

by KenzelC April 8, 2010

Heffy

Short name for Hefeweizen, a type of beer that is brewed with wheat, as opposed to the more common barley. It's unfiltered, cloudy, and kicks the shit out of your common on-tap special. A favorite of beer snobs everywhere.

Slovenly Drunk: "Dude, let's go get a case of Bud Light!"

Sophisticated Beer Snob: "I'll drink that piss when I'm dead. Give me a Heffy or give me death."

by The Motherfuckin' Mailbox October 5, 2007

hefany

A large woman who is loose in the loins . Large like a cow . A heffer. Who will sleep with anyone . A heffer who does anyone . A fat slut . Probably a good chance of catching a STD from her .

My Bro banged that hefany right there & he caught crabs . Stay away from that slut !

by onesexyfarmboy September 16, 2016

Hefty Fromage

A brotherhood a herd a flock, a drove, a pack, a group, a collection, a fold, a comradeship, a fellowship, brotherliness, fraternalism, kinship; companionship, camaraderie, friendship, amity, rapport; esprit de corps. We do not forgive We do not forget we are HEFTY FROMAGE expect us.

look its hefty formage i wish we're a hefty fromage!

by BD Wang V2.0 June 19, 2016

hefty booty

A big strong ass that can crack walnuts and lift weights

Dang that Ashley had a hefty booty on her!

by Rose 🌹 August 12, 2017

Hefty Smenk

A person who is a violent af child. If he/she hears you saying something that offends them, even if it is heard from a far, they will immediately slap you silly into next Tuesday.

Roy: hey I heard that Matt is a Hefty Smenk
Steve: yea he a evil boi
Matt: *violently slaps you through the time vortex into next Tuesday*

by Jàmié April 10, 2019