Stained On The Hardware

A phrase meaning high on PCP.

"Yo RZA, you got the dust? I'm tryna get stained on the hardware."

by secondlined March 15, 2009

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

The Song that will get stuck in your head like a dogs cock up Trumps ass

ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks

by Ace_is_the_place September 9, 2020

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023

Hardware

On a skateboard, the screws and bolts that hold the board together.

You can buy hardware cheap.

by Ricky Benda May 31, 2005

Hardwicked

When your asshole boyfriend is domineering and uses you as a sex doll.

I am so tired of being Hardwicked by my boyfriend.

by FrankieStrilla June 18, 2018

hardware store

n. a place filled with individuals that most people would classify as tools.

"God, this place is such a hardware store."
"Don't go there. It is a total hardware store."

by John C. Peterson January 3, 2008

hardware store

The most extreme instance of toolishness. This person cannot be anymore of a loser - they are being extremely used by other people or society without even knowing it.

John: Ashley used to like white wine but switched to red because she saw cool people drinking it.
Joe: What a hardware store! Ashley is such a Home Depot you could fix your house just by talking to her.

by g best man December 9, 2008