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Guck-type Shit

The type of sex a person might have, that is so penetratingly deep and gut-churning that it produces both a state of having one's lower chakras from root to solar plexus all temporarily unlocked, while also creating a potentially (retrospectively) humorous, but also potentially embarrassing, wet, hollow sound.
1. That empty-headed, no-ambitions-having, yeti-looking motherfucker must really be slamming down some real guck-type shit in your best friend's yoniverse for her to be wasting her time on that bullshit.

2. Awestruck, Submissive Friend: Last night, that wasn't just sex. That was something cosmic. He opened my insides up wide like the sky spreading the ocean open. All I heard was my insides going "guck, guck, guck," like receding waves sucking the land. That wasn't just sex; that was some guck-type shit.

I am eternally changed and freely opened to the world's possibilities.

Loving, Supportive but Deeply Uncomfortable Friend: o_o *leaves silently, without blinking*
by cosmically_nasty July 5, 2018
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guck hac

guck hac hacking into your friends phone and asking someone you know for nudes
"oh no she did not guck hac!!"
by baboonlover144 March 2, 2017
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Guck You

Stop looking at me gitch or I'm gonna guck you.
by clapyouclapmesuckmefuck November 14, 2022
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guck me

When you mistype fuck me as as guck me
1: There’s 2 as in the definition

2: guck me
by The_Mad_Doctor August 20, 2023
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Washy Buddha Guck Fight

A guck fight taking place between two Buddhas. These buddhas are generally washy and enjoy throwing guck. Washy Buddha guck fights can injure innocent passerby and are a public safety violation.
Don't go down that alley; it's a popular spot for washy buddha guck fights.
by Callie Calypso January 19, 2013
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Adam Guck

Adam guck wtf

See water
by Where’sallthepootang January 5, 2020
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the guck

When you take so much Ket you end up I a semi conscious state called “The Guck”

You usually end up stealing a trolley and driving it off a bridge with you inside it. It’s wildley experienced in North Dublin and in some cases people have jumped in the river Liffey in a go - kart
That fella was in THE GUCK last night, ket was strong and he went flyin in the river, in his nanny’s wheelchair
by Bigdaddkenna October 17, 2018
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