Guantanamera

1) Pretty girl
2) A popular Spanish song

Standin at the bar, with a Cuban cigar. Guantanamera eyein' me from far!

by AndrewDriZzle October 1, 2007

Gandalf

To come back from the dead in a spectacular fashion, normally just in time to save someone's ass from getting kicked. Just like Gandalf in LOTR.

I was sure he was dead after the nuke went off, but he did a Gandalf and saved Bauer's ass.

by pasdaddy May 7, 2009

Comando Guadalix

An 1954 guerrilla team of the Canary Islands military, who performed horrible attempts against the city of Guadalix. They were shut in for 40 years in a local jail of Madrid.

- Yo, dang, you're craziest than Comando Guadalix!

by nyoru June 10, 2013

Grandad dribbles

"Grandad dribbles" is the term used to describe when one does not shake their penis a sufficient amount of times after urinating, resulting in urine dribbling from the penis and down the individual's leg.

1. Yo man I just had the worst grandad dribbles!
2. You should of shaken more, bro.

by daveWORST February 20, 2011

so not Gandalf

with the high appreciation for something being described as "pretty wizard" an apparent lack of negative expression for it is taken to a large extent

with Gandalf being "pretty wizard" if something happens that is so terrible, it can be seen as something Gandalf would never do or approve of

"she left him at the alter for the best man who was his brother" "Dude, that is so not Gandalf.."

by Sidl3y August 20, 2011

ur grandad lesbonad

Worse that ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny all combined.

Ur grandad lesbonad: can be used as a roast capable of inhialating entire solar systems and galaxies.

For example.

Friend: "ur granny tranny"

Me: "ur grandad lesbonad"

Friend: *implodes into a black hole, swallowing the entire planet along with the entire solar system leaving only me to endlessly screech on victory*

Me: (Is all alone now) REEEEEEEE

by The_meme_vult42091169 March 15, 2018

Gandalf Grey Balls

An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass

Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.

by Chicoguy December 5, 2012