Grunge pump

When you're pissed off at your girlfriend, so you give her a grunge pump or two while you're f**king her.

Hey buddy why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

She pissed me off, so I gave her a couple grunge pumps last night.

by Funny guy 420 February 17, 2017

Grundle

A full bed pan.

A whole shit pot full. A whole shit load. There is a grundle of things I do not need.

by klitster January 28, 2009

grimey grunge

A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.

Alec: (during a grimey grunge) Oi Libbie!
Libbie: yes?
Alec: Get over here and drink this grunge!

by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016

grundle

The simultaneous occurance of every humanly imagineable bodily function (i.e. ejaculation, weeping, defecation, urination, hemorrhaging, perspiration, sneezing, coughing, drooling), resulting in both severe pain and unparalleled pleasure.

In loving memory of Jacob Anthony McCormick, who deceased this past Monday, December the 6th, 2005 from an unexcpected, fatal grundle. God rest his tormented soul and mutilated body.

by Jordan Henry and Mark Dover December 28, 2005

grundle

The act of burrowing your nose into someones anus durring sexual playtime. A gluteal motor boat. Also known as a "Steam Boat Willy".

We started with the Dutch rudder, then moved on to the Dirty Sanchez, and ended with a lengthy and lively Grundle.

by Tasty time October 29, 2012

grundle

A large quantity of something awesome, can also be used as a measurement of some thing awesome.

There are a grundle of tattoos on that man's foreskin.

That chip is going to make you car a grundle load faster.

by bamf bromine April 24, 2011

grundle

noun: The sweat off your balls.

The guitar picks stink of Dave's grundle and tiger balm!

by Metal Maniac April 12, 2006