Garfunkle

origin: garfunkle of Simon and Garfunkle.
similar to fuck. it has many definitions and can be used interchangeably. it can be used as a synonym for pissed, shit (or the past tense of shit: shat), cum (came). it can also be used as an interjection to express emotion, similar to FUCK YEAH!

-Katie was so awesome that i Garfunkled in amazement.

-Alex, and Drew were so scared from the horror movies they would scream GARFUNKLE! everytime something popped out.

by roflpastry July 23, 2009

Garbunkle

Garbunkle is a Flavor of Juice that’ll get you all the way fucced up or a Feeling of Expression and Excitement

“I was sippin on that Garbunkle the otha day”
“man that nigga was Garbunkle as fuc yesterday”

by FebrezeWRLD February 19, 2021

Gorfunkle

look up jazz in star wars LOL

bro you just gorfunkled all over the sheets

by raajy November 25, 2021

Garfunkle Pub's

The state of a white man's pubic hair. A 70's look in the style of Art Garfunkle. Bushy White man afro... down below.

Wow, let's get out the clippers because the "joy of sex" book has nothing on you! Art called and he want's his pub's back - buzzzzzzzzzzz. Trim up those Garfunkle Pub's! Not a drinking PUB! but a Pube!

by Pamela N January 16, 2008

Garbinkle

Noun: A person who messes up a lot. Considered a failure in a skill or subject.

Verb: To mess up or fail.

"Oh my gosh, Kathy. You are such a garbinkle, you can't even get the pattern right!"

"I garbinkled so bad on my test, not even an exta credit assignment worth 20 point will get me an 'A'"

by KhDi October 18, 2011

Garfunkle

Something to say when some shit confuses you. When the confusion hits

“Brooo if you hit yourself and it hurts are you strong or are you weak??”
“GARFUNKLE!”

by Garfunkle Queen August 26, 2017

Garfunkler

A complete idiot, but a fun one to be around. A Garfunkler often makes a fool out of him/her self without knowing.

Yo dude, check out that guy running around without pants! What a Garfunkler!

by The_837 March 26, 2018