Steve had such a hairy ass that when his gay lover came on his ass his butt cheeks were stuck together as the semen dried. They had to use a pair of scissors to cut out the Ass Glue.
by jizzmaster 3000 September 30, 2012
Get the Ass Glue mug.It is the expression that a straight man or woman uses instead of oof or yeet to signify that you are straight. If you are a fruit that means you are gay and you say "oof." If you are a vegetable that means you are straight and you say "Glurgh."
Male 1: Glurgh.
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !
Male 2: Vegetable gang.
Male 1: I just found out that my trip to Cedar Point is canceled.
Male 2: BIG G L U R G H ! ! !
by Mr. Roller Coasters July 27, 2019
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It's that look you get from somebody who enters the restroom as you are exiting after having dropped a particularly smelly dump.Many times the unsuspecting victim will stop dead in their tracks as if they had walked into an invisible wall.They may even be taken aback a step or two. The matter is further complicated if the victim is a friend or acquaintance. Future relations will certainly be diminished because you will always be associated with the smell of your shit.
The principal walked into the men's room just as I flushed my mess. The glare of disgust told me I may not graduate this year.
by wolfbait51 May 13, 2011
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Get the glue stick mug.That poop paste that gets smeared across the bottom of the toilet bowl when you flush; not easily removed after several flushes and/or with a toilet brush.
by damearesa February 9, 2010
Get the doo-glue mug.A look of extreme disapproval conveyed to someone who is in the process of apologizing for a certain action. Typically seen in instances where the camera should be focused on the one giving the apology, but inexplicably includes an unrelated, disapproving person in the shot.
Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
Named after Willie Geist, whose stern look of disapproval was, for whatever reason, included in the shot of Mark Halperin apologizing for calling Barack Obama a dick on MSNBC (later satirized by The Daily Show)
by magzillas July 2, 2011
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